After a wireless Nintendo controller was a bust, Lex shows his New Orleans Hornets shorts to a scammer.
Lex only has to move a white dresser out of the way of a Volkswagen Golf for a few months.
Lex finds that people would rather play catch with themselves than use a hockey goal for soccer.
Lex has to make do when both the weird van AND the Admiral are in the shop.
When an imbecile doesn't see his message, Lex sells an exercise bike before anyone else is awake.
After finding Shania Twain lyrics very relatable, Hydrox cookies fandom gets Lex a free bed.
Lex was going to have to drive to make a pick up, but ended up taking the Admiral.
Lex goes to a curb alert and should have just taken the skis.
Lex doesn't hear back from two potential reel mower buyers, but DOES hear back from a previously uncommunicative neighbor.
Despite almost having a knife pulled on him, Lex gets the perfect microwave cart.
Lex learns that if you get the right sales representative, you can get higher internet speed AND talk about Jollibee.
Lex learns that social media doesn't make people as legit as they claim, especially if you joke about the Google voice scam.
Despite missing out on a sun bleached sandbox, Lex is NOT a confrontational jerk.
Lex makes toast while totally knowing who Captain Phasma is.
Lex can't make heads or tails of what normal collectors will buy on ebay.
Lex encounters a weight buyer who's nothing if not consistant.
Lex only contacts a school AFTER he sent money to the wrong Tara.
Lex doesn't succumb to Bob's psychological manipulation when selling a cruiser with tow bar.
In an effort to protect himself from flakes, Lex schedules meet ups with three different buyers.
After Lex finds the ellusive Mac Mini with cord included, a buyer gives him their last $200 to buy the Macbook Pro it replaced.
Lex breaks even after he replaces the children's office chair he'd been using.
Lex's cynical assumptions are proven wrong, and he is very happy to admit it.
Lex wants to make Kizik shoes free, but people keep wasting his time instead of buying his Nintendo Gamecube.