Lex makes toast while totally knowing who Captain Phasma is.
Lex can't make heads or tails of what normal collectors will buy on ebay.
Lex encounters a weight buyer who's nothing if not consistant.
Lex only contacts a school AFTER he sent money to the wrong Tara.
Lex doesn't succumb to Bob's psychological manipulation when selling a cruiser with tow bar.
In an effort to protect himself from flakes, Lex schedules meet ups with three different buyers.
After Lex finds the ellusive Mac Mini with cord included, a buyer gives him their last $200 to buy the Macbook Pro it replaced.
Lex breaks even after he replaces the children's office chair he'd been using.
Lex's cynical assumptions are proven wrong, and he is very happy to admit it.
Lex wants to make Kizik shoes free, but people keep wasting his time instead of buying his Nintendo Gamecube.
Lex plays dumb in order to reject a convoluted plan that would technically adhere to Ebay's rules.
Lex makes $100 selling free things, but doesn't have to spend any of it at White Castle.
Lex learns someone is a doctor before selling them a gumball machine and hamster cage.
Lex has a computer he thinks will be ideal for old video games, but ends up selling it to a guy who knows lots of apparently famous musicians.
Lex buys a woman Moxie soda while getting Hydrox cookies - leading him to sell his Seattle Supersonics outfit - but ends up having to do all the photoshop himself.
With the sale of one Los Angeles Lakers jersey, Lex handles his gambling addiction AND an annoying buyer.
After getting rid of 3 Xbox 360s, Lex won't stop trying to buy a PS3 controller.
Lex trades up to the best mini basketball hoop and makes a profit in the process, apparently due to divine intervention.
After buying two Tushys, Lex delivers a coffee table to someone who'd forgotten about their unreliable, mutual friend.
Lex has to pay a small finders fee after selling lotsa video games.
Lex gives the gift of Hydrox cookies, even if it cuts into his elliptical sale profits.
After keeping one tandem bike and giving another one to a friend, Lex tries to give an extension ladder as a wedding gift.
Lex owes a friend Dairy Queen after several potential treadmill buyers flake.
After not wanting to lie about finding a second compact treadmill, Lex never speaks to a potential buyer again.